ccolfer:

the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and the entire classroom erupts in laughter as he jumps on a cloud and ascends into the sky

(via may-contain-humour)

tokyopolice:

cries

well i am just full of feelings tonight

toxic-ponies:

friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school

(via notestehaim)

accepting ideas for revenge right now

allmymetaphors:

Sylvia Plath’s Back to School Commandments 
Despite being mostly specific to her rather than general, I read these like a mantra last year and they brought me some sort of comfort. I’m going to make my own now.
~all hail sylvia~

allmymetaphors:

Sylvia Plath’s Back to School Commandments 

Despite being mostly specific to her rather than general, I read these like a mantra last year and they brought me some sort of comfort. I’m going to make my own now.

~all hail sylvia~

i’m currently obsessed with messaging this kid who has no interest in responding to me.  i’m a glutton for punishment.  

(Source: queenbetsy)

(via naivewolf)

How I imagine myself when I first start driving.

thesweetandthefine:

Oh, oh jeez. 

thesweetandthefine:

Oh, oh jeez.